1. That's not food. It's cardboard and hairspray and paint.
那不是吃的 那是纸板加发胶加油漆
2. Let me guess... there's a hairspray plant nearby, too.
我猜猜 边上还有一家发胶厂吗
3. Or maybe she dropped a hairspray bottle under the couch, forgot about it.
也许她在沙发下掉了一瓶发胶 结果忘了
4. I can still taste her hairspray and her pubes and her vagisitis.
现在我身上还有她的发胶和身体的 味道
5. Some of ya'll probably went to the bathroom and noticed that all the hairspray was missing.
你们如果谁去卫生间 可能会发现发胶都不见了